omg karen: Describing white people using food items

racebending:

ai-yo:

James had a kingsmill white bread complexion, he blushed slightly it seemed like someone had spread strawberry jam over his cheeks. His hair was the colour of custard that had been watered down severely like the nasty one they served back in primary school that I…

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Considering it is currently 12:54 am, that isn’t really all that hard.